It’s like a mockumentary or something. At least, I think it’s fiction.

About Paul

• official in South Africa
• notoriously emotionless
• but a genius
• created a plan to save humanity when the zombies took over
• but it kind of involved using refugees as human bait
• so that the smart, athletic people could survive
• went crazy after a hug

His problem?

• he’s in a mental hospital
• because his psyche rejected a hug
• he refers to himself in the third person
• which is always unattractive.

Sexxi Points

• saved the world
• absolute genius
• hides his emotions deep deep down
• Nelson Mandela approved of his plan
• even if it did involve using human shields

Boner-Killers

• currently lives in a mental institution
• obviously has strong opinions regarding which people deserve to live
• so there’s kind of a class issue there
• since he doesn’t think everyone is created equal
• he isn’t very affectionate
• or loving

The Verdict?

A hug drove him crazy. That means, deep down, he wants to be loved. I CAN CHANGE HIM MOMMY WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE I CAN CHANGE HIM. Rating: FEMALE BONER.