About Paul
- official in South Africa
- notoriously emotionless
- but a genius
- created a plan to save humanity when the zombies took over
- but it kind of involved using refugees as human bait
- so that the smart, athletic people could survive
- went crazy after a hug
His problem?
- he’s in a mental hospital
- because his psyche rejected a hug
- he refers to himself in the third person
- which is always unattractive.
Sexxi Points
- saved the world
- absolute genius
- hides his emotions deep deep down
- Nelson Mandela approved of his plan
- even if it did involve using human shields
Boner-Killers
- currently lives in a mental institution
- obviously has strong opinions regarding which people deserve to live
- so there’s kind of a class issue there
- since he doesn’t think everyone is created equal
- he isn’t very affectionate
- or loving
The Verdict?
A hug drove him crazy. That means, deep down, he wants to be loved. I CAN CHANGE HIM MOMMY WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE I CAN CHANGE HIM. Rating: FEMALE BONER.